Fancy a short one? Gasman Named Dieter A forgetful old gasman named Dieter, / Who went poking around his gas heater, / Touched a leak with his light; / He blew out of sight— / And, as everyone who knows anything about poetry can tell you, he also ruined the meter. Runner Named Dwight There once was a runner named Dwight / Who could speed even faster than light. / He set out one day / In a relative way / And returned on the previous night. An Amoeba Named Max An amoeba named Max and his brother / Were sharing a drink with each other; / In the midst of their quaffing, / They split themselves laughing, / And each of them now is a mother. Old Girl of Genoa There was an old girl of Genoa / And I blush when I think that Iowa; / She's gone to her rest, / It's all for the best, / Otherwise I would borrow Samoa. Lady Named Ferris There once was a lady named Ferris / Whom nothing could ever embarrass. / 'Til the bath salts one day,...